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What kind of music do mummies like best?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Mummies love rap music! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”ฅ

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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