Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 15, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on December 14, 2017

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Hassan (Guest) on December 7, 2017

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Arifa (Guest) on December 5, 2017

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Yahya (Guest) on November 25, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on November 15, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 11, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on November 8, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Sarafina (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 26, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 14, 2017

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

George Ndungu (Guest) on October 13, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Jaffar (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 11, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

George Mallya (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 7, 2017

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 31, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

George Tenga (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 25, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Khalifa (Guest) on July 20, 2017

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Omari (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Jane Muthui (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 2, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Wanjala (Guest) on June 25, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Masika (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 10, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on June 2, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Tambwe (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Bahati (Guest) on May 6, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Zuhura (Guest) on May 3, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 1, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 25, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 24, 2017

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 15, 2017

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 13, 2017

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Kazija (Guest) on April 7, 2017

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on April 1, 2017

😂 Gotta save this!

Kazija (Guest) on March 28, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Mhina (Guest) on March 24, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on March 23, 2017

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Azima (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Halima (Guest) on March 18, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Baridi (Guest) on March 15, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jaffar (Guest) on March 13, 2017

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Mwagonda (Guest) on March 6, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 2, 2017

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on January 27, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Nassar (Guest) on January 18, 2017

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on January 4, 2017

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Sultan (Guest) on January 3, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on January 2, 2017

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Halima (Guest) on December 28, 2016

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️