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Mar 1, 2018
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Mwanaidha
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Feb 18, 2018
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Mwagonda
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Feb 14, 2018
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βοΈπ°
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Mazrui
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Feb 6, 2018
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Issa
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Feb 5, 2018
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Rose Kiwanga
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Feb 5, 2018
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ππ
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Neema
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Jan 14, 2018
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ππ₯
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Victor Sokoine
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Jan 12, 2018
π Added to my favorites!
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Monica Adhiambo
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Dec 24, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Faiza
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Dec 4, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Anthony Kariuki
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Nov 26, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Frank Macha
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Nov 22, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
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Arifa
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Nov 17, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πβ°
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Mwajuma
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Nov 16, 2017
Whatβs a snowmanβs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! βπ
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Biashara
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Nov 14, 2017
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Mary Njeri
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Nov 12, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 4, 2017
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Mary Kidata
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Nov 1, 2017
π This made my day!
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Michael Mboya
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Oct 20, 2017
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Oct 18, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! π΄ββ οΈπΆ
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Patrick Akech
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Oct 13, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Violet Mumo
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Oct 6, 2017
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Muslima
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Sep 27, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Anthony Kariuki
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Sep 22, 2017
I like long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Alice Wanjiru
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Sep 20, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Mwalimu
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Aug 27, 2017
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Tambwe
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Aug 14, 2017
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! π³π¦·
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Tabitha Okumu
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Aug 12, 2017
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Fadhila
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Aug 9, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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John Lissu
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Aug 4, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Fatuma
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Aug 2, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Khadija
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Jul 20, 2017
I like long walksβespecially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Monica Nyalandu
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Jul 16, 2017
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Hekima
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Jul 11, 2017
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Ann Wambui
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Jul 11, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
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Zuhura
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Jul 5, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Rose Waithera
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Jun 29, 2017
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Susan Wangari
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Jun 23, 2017
They say 'donβt try this at home,' so Iβm coming over to your house to try it. πΆββοΈπ‘
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Victor Mwalimu
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Jun 14, 2017
Iβd agree with you but then weβd both be wrong. π€·ββοΈπ
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Mwajabu
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Jun 4, 2017
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Stephen Amollo
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Jun 1, 2017
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. πβοΈ
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jun 1, 2017
Why couldnβt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! π²π
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Mgeni
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May 28, 2017
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Alice Jebet
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May 28, 2017
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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George Tenga
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May 25, 2017
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Zawadi
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May 20, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Asha
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May 17, 2017
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Catherine Mkumbo
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May 12, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donβt like bills! π¦π΅
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Samson Mahiga
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May 12, 2017
π I need to save this one forever!
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Hekima
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May 6, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
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Halimah
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Apr 24, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Khalifa
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Apr 18, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Nuru
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Apr 6, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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Alice Jebet
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Apr 1, 2017
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Raphael Okoth
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Mar 30, 2017
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Lydia Mahiga
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Mar 28, 2017
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Mazrui
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Mar 28, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
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Maimuna
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Mar 24, 2017
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Brian Karanja
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Mar 23, 2017
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
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Anna Mchome
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Mar 11, 2017
π Iβm saving this one!
