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Arifa
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Dec 30, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Margaret Anyango
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Dec 22, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Mwachumu
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Dec 22, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Mwanahawa
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Dec 6, 2017
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 6, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Hashim
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 21, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 8, 2017
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 24, 2017
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 16, 2017
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 5, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 3, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Stephen Malecela
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Sep 23, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Sep 22, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 18, 2017
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Malisa
Guest
Sep 9, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Omari
Guest
Sep 5, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
😂 So funny!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Sep 2, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 26, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 17, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Aug 16, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Raha
Guest
Aug 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 31, 2017
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ruth Kibona
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Jul 25, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Jane Muthoni
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Jul 23, 2017
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 26, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Hawa
Guest
May 26, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Bahati
Guest
May 23, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 23, 2017
😄 Nailed it!
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Mohamed
Guest
May 21, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Majid
Guest
May 18, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 18, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
May 6, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rehema
Guest
May 5, 2017
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 28, 2017
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 25, 2017
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Apr 22, 2017
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Mar 10, 2017
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Masika
Guest
Feb 28, 2017
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Mazrui
Guest
Jan 19, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Josephine
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
