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Emily Chepngeno
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Dec 31, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Betty Kimaro
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Dec 21, 2017
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 28, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 25, 2017
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Zawadi
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 22, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 10, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Chris Okello
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 30, 2017
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 28, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Oct 27, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 24, 2017
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 10, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 8, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 7, 2017
😄 You got me!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Ramadhan
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Victor Malima
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 10, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 22, 2017
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 14, 2017
😂 Gotta save this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 1, 2017
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 5, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 20, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Warda
Guest
Jun 15, 2017
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Makame
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Khamis
Guest
May 17, 2017
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
May 14, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
May 12, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 2, 2017
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Saidi
Guest
Apr 15, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Zubeida
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
😂 So funny!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Leila
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Stephen Mushi
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Mar 17, 2017
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Mar 17, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 13, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Hawa
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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John Kamande
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Leila
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 4, 2017
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
