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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donโt look, Iโm changing! ๐ฆ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
If you canโt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐๐คฏ
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโฆ ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
Iโm not saying Iโm Batman, but youโve never seen us in the same room together. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Biashara
Guest
May 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Abdillah
Guest
May 14, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2017
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 4, 2017
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
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I needed that laugh!
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
๐ Totally hilarious!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why donโt eggs tell jokes? Theyโd crack each other up! ๐ฅ๐คฃ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
๐ This made my day!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
