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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 7, 2018
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 24, 2017
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 16, 2017
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 13, 2017
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 23, 2017
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Fikiri
Guest
Nov 6, 2017
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 5, 2017
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 4, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 23, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 18, 2017
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 13, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2017
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 17, 2017
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 16, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 13, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Nassor
Guest
Sep 4, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 31, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Sultan
Guest
Aug 29, 2017
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Aug 25, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Selemani
Guest
Aug 7, 2017
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 3, 2017
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 26, 2017
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 20, 2017
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 12, 2017
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 7, 2017
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jun 3, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Shamim
Guest
Jun 2, 2017
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Biashara
Guest
May 14, 2017
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Abdillah
Guest
May 14, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 12, 2017
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 4, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 18, 2017
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 3, 2017
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 27, 2017
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Baraka
Guest
Mar 21, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Mar 5, 2017
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
😁 This made my day!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
