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Sharifa
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Jan 12, 2018
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Omar
Guest
Jan 11, 2018
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Dec 31, 2017
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 21, 2017
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 19, 2017
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 18, 2017
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 17, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2017
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 11, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 8, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 5, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Robert Okello
Guest
Dec 3, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 29, 2017
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 26, 2017
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 20, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 16, 2017
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nyota
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 7, 2017
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Leila
Guest
Oct 11, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 2, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 29, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Sumaya
Guest
Sep 23, 2017
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Sep 15, 2017
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 8, 2017
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Sep 3, 2017
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 28, 2017
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 27, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2017
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 20, 2017
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 19, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 13, 2017
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 8, 2017
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Omari
Guest
Jul 30, 2017
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 28, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Nassar
Guest
Jul 17, 2017
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jul 14, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 9, 2017
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 28, 2017
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jun 23, 2017
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 19, 2017
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 6, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 26, 2017
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Amani
Guest
May 25, 2017
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 18, 2017
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 17, 2017
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 10, 2017
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 7, 2017
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Mariam
Guest
May 4, 2017
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Husna
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 11, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mwajuma
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
