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Asha
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Jan 26, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Hekima
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Majid
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 7, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Salma
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mtumwa
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shamsa
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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James Mduma
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Shani
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
😄 Perfect joke!
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Maimuna
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Khadija
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nuru
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 23, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Makame
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Amani
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Rehema
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 10, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 31, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Nyota
Guest
May 31, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Husna
Guest
May 21, 2016
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 15, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 8, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2016
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ann Awino
Guest
May 7, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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George Mallya
Guest
May 5, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Salma
Guest
May 2, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Abdillah
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 18, 2016
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 9, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
