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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Feb 9, 2017
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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Rashid
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Rehema
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itβs a beautiful day. βοΈπ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Ali
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Sharifa
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
π€£ This joke is just too good!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Shabani
Guest
Dec 18, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why donβt oysters donate to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ°
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
π I havenβt laughed this hard in a while!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Masika
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ππΊ
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Chum
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Raha
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
You canβt make everyone happy. Youβre not pizza. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Leila
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
If weβre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π₯ͺπ‘
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ππ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! π°
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
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Hamida
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
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Issa
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jul 20, 2016
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Rose Waithera
Guest
May 29, 2016
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 25, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Yusuf
Guest
May 5, 2016
π Laughing so hard right now!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Iβm not arguing, Iβm just explaining why Iβm right. π€·ββοΈπ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Latifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ππ
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
π I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Aziza
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Hassan
Guest
Apr 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Donβt make me adult today. π¬π§Έ
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Abdillah
Guest
Jan 28, 2016
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
