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Abubakar
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Dec 30, 2016
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Rahma
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Dec 26, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Nahida
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Dec 21, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Stephen Malecela
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Dec 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work? A canβt opener! π₯«π«
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Andrew Mchome
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Dec 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Ruth Kibona
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Dec 17, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
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Nora Kidata
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Dec 14, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Shabani
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Dec 11, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnβt study for. ππ€―
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Dec 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
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Umi
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Dec 10, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
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Charles Wafula
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Dec 6, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Hassan
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Nov 27, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
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Stephen Amollo
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Nov 26, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Amir
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ππ΄
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Zakia
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Nov 14, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Bahati
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
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Stephen Kikwete
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Sep 2, 2016
π That punchline was epic!
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Esther Nyambura
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Aug 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
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Francis Mtangi
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Aug 7, 2016
π Too good!
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David Ochieng
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Aug 5, 2016
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Lucy Mahiga
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Jul 25, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Joseph Njoroge
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Jul 24, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Halimah
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
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Samson Mahiga
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Jul 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 16, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Khadija
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Jun 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Alice Mrema
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Jun 10, 2016
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
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Stephen Amollo
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Jun 2, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πΈπ
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Shukuru
Guest
May 18, 2016
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 13, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Majid
Guest
May 3, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Apr 27, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ππ
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
Why donβt crabs give to charity? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦π°
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Sultan
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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Frank Macha
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Mar 30, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Agnes Sumaye
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Mar 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
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Yusra
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canβt get enough! π
