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What did the carrot say to the mushroom?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Short Answer: "Hey, fungi, you're a fun-guy!"

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun between "fungi" (referring to mushrooms) and "fun-guy" (a play on words to mean a person who is fun). The carrot is using wordplay to make a funny comment to the mushroom, suggesting that it is a fun and enjoyable companion. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿ˜„ adds to the cheerful and playful tone of the response.

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๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abubakar Guest Dec 30, 2016
๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rahma Guest Dec 26, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nahida Guest Dec 21, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Malecela Guest Dec 18, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesnโ€™t work? A canโ€™t opener! ๐Ÿฅซ๐Ÿšซ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Andrew Mchome Guest Dec 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโ€™d be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Ruth Kibona Guest Dec 17, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nora Kidata Guest Dec 14, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐Ÿ†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shabani Guest Dec 11, 2016
My life feels like a test I didnโ€™t study for. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿคฏ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Dorothy Mwakalindile Guest Dec 11, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐Ÿงนโฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Umi Guest Dec 10, 2016
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿคฒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Charles Wafula Guest Dec 6, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hassan Guest Nov 27, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Nov 26, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโ€™s my tractor? ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abdullah Guest Nov 26, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Hassan Guest Nov 25, 2016
Hilarious! This oneโ€™s going into my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜„
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Mallya Guest Nov 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneโ€™s safety. ๐Ÿšท๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Amir Guest Nov 16, 2016
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Zakia Guest Nov 14, 2016
๐Ÿคฃ This joke is too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yahya Guest Oct 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mjaka Guest Oct 23, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Mzee Guest Oct 14, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโ€™s dog? A slush puppy! โ›„๐Ÿ•
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Victor Malima Guest Oct 14, 2016
Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Rashid Guest Oct 4, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Tabitha Okumu Guest Sep 20, 2016
I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Bahati Guest Sep 8, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Kikwete Guest Sep 2, 2016
๐Ÿ˜† That punchline was epic!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Esther Nyambura Guest Aug 15, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Francis Mtangi Guest Aug 7, 2016
๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ David Ochieng Guest Aug 5, 2016
Whatโ€™s a cowโ€™s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŽฅ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Lucy Mahiga Guest Jul 25, 2016
Why donโ€™t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Njoroge Guest Jul 24, 2016
Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shukuru Guest Jul 24, 2016
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Halimah Guest Jul 17, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Monica Adhiambo Guest Jul 14, 2016
Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ™ƒ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Samson Mahiga Guest Jul 2, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Njuguna Guest Jun 28, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ‹
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Baridi Guest Jun 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Nancy Akumu Guest Jun 16, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›Œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Khadija Guest Jun 15, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Alice Mrema Guest Jun 10, 2016
Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Stephen Amollo Guest Jun 2, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Abubakar Guest Jun 1, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shukuru Guest May 18, 2016
Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Mallya Guest May 17, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Vincent Mwangangi Guest May 13, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Majid Guest May 3, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโ€™m doing. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sharon Kibiru Guest Apr 30, 2016
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Janet Sumari Guest Apr 28, 2016
You know youโ€™re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Joseph Njoroge Guest Apr 27, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜‚
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Grace Njuguna Guest Apr 26, 2016
Why donโ€™t crabs give to charity? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ’ฐ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sharifa Guest Apr 24, 2016
Iโ€™m not overweight. Iโ€™m just under-tall. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sultan Guest Apr 20, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Sofia Guest Apr 6, 2016
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Andrew Mahiga Guest Apr 1, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Frank Macha Guest Mar 30, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Agnes Sumaye Guest Mar 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Mar 1, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโ€™t figure anything out! ๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Edith Cherotich Guest Feb 27, 2016
Dear sleep, Iโ€™m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Shukuru Guest Feb 24, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
๐Ÿ‘ฅ Yusra Guest Feb 16, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Canโ€™t get enough! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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