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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 11, 2017
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Robert Okello
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Mariam
Guest
Feb 13, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Khatib
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 2, 2017
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 13, 2016
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Majid
Guest
Dec 9, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 24, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Kiza
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Bahati
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
😄 Too good!
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Daudi
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Bakari
Guest
May 22, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 18, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 16, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 14, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 8, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
