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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Majid
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Halima
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Mashaka
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 29, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Furaha
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Halima
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 22, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 27, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
May 30, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 20, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Husna
Guest
May 19, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
May 19, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Abubakar
Guest
May 16, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 15, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Hamida
Guest
May 13, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Yusra
Guest
May 11, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Hawa
Guest
May 11, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Jamal
Guest
Apr 29, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Masika
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Mwafirika
Guest
Apr 21, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Binti
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
