What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 6, 2017

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on December 28, 2016

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

John Kamande (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 19, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Grace Mushi (Guest) on December 14, 2016

😂 Sharing right away!

Faiza (Guest) on December 10, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Rahim (Guest) on December 2, 2016

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Farida (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Jamila (Guest) on November 18, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rabia (Guest) on November 18, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Khamis (Guest) on November 16, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Zainab (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 12, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Ndoto (Guest) on November 9, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 4, 2016

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 26, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 18, 2016

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on October 14, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rehema (Guest) on October 5, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 28, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 10, 2016

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Baridi (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Latifa (Guest) on September 2, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Jaffar (Guest) on August 29, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Zubeida (Guest) on August 26, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Rahim (Guest) on August 18, 2016

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Nassar (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 10, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Leila (Guest) on August 10, 2016

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 30, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

James Kimani (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 24, 2016

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Nassar (Guest) on July 12, 2016

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Sarafina (Guest) on July 5, 2016

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Salma (Guest) on June 17, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 11, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 4, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 28, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Amina (Guest) on April 27, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 27, 2016

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Kahina (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mustafa (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 27, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

Brian Karanja (Guest) on March 24, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 11, 2016

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mohamed (Guest) on February 23, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Jafari (Guest) on February 21, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 4, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Tabu (Guest) on February 3, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on January 27, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂