Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body? A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation: You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! ๐ง ๐ก Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ๐๐
Wande (Guest) on February 17, 2017
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Raha (Guest) on February 17, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Nuru (Guest) on February 8, 2017
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on February 7, 2017
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 26, 2017
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 14, 2017
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on January 9, 2017
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 4, 2017
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on January 1, 2017
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on December 16, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
Azima (Guest) on December 7, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 5, 2016
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Mwafirika (Guest) on December 1, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 25, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Baraka (Guest) on November 21, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on November 19, 2016
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on November 13, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Fadhili (Guest) on November 7, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Frank Macha (Guest) on October 21, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on October 17, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2016
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
Josephine (Guest) on October 6, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2016
๐ This is a keeper!
Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 18, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Victor Malima (Guest) on September 15, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 14, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
John Lissu (Guest) on September 12, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
Nashon (Guest) on September 3, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
James Kimani (Guest) on August 18, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐โ๏ธ
Khatib (Guest) on August 17, 2016
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on August 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 15, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Safiya (Guest) on July 31, 2016
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Mwanahawa (Guest) on July 24, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Rehema (Guest) on July 19, 2016
I donโt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ๐
Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
David Musyoka (Guest) on July 1, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Nashon (Guest) on June 27, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 22, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 8, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโs popcorn? ๐ฝ๐ฟ
Salima (Guest) on June 6, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Chum (Guest) on May 19, 2016
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 15, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
David Nyerere (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 30, 2016
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
Amir (Guest) on April 22, 2016
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Farida (Guest) on April 17, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Hawa (Guest) on April 15, 2016
I thought growing old would take longer. ๐๐ต
Jafari (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ