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Faith Kariuki
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Feb 21, 2017
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Robert Ndunguru
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Feb 19, 2017
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Feb 8, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mustafa
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Jan 23, 2017
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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John Lissu
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Jan 4, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Jafari
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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George Tenga
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Dec 3, 2016
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Amina
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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George Tenga
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Masika
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 22, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Chum
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 11, 2016
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Aug 7, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 15, 2016
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 9, 2016
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Mgeni
Guest
Jul 5, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 17, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Shani
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Apr 3, 2016
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Hamida
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Jamal
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Muslima
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Jafari
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Dec 21, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
