Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! ๐ ๐งด
Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! ๐โจ
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My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
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I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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๐คฃ Pure genius!
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2016
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Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2016
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Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 16, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Sumaya (Guest) on March 11, 2016
๐ That punchline was epic!