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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Apr 6, 2017
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Ramadhan
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Salum
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
😄 What a joke!
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Fatuma
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Masika
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 6, 2017
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakar
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Asha
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 16, 2017
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwajuma
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Kassim
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Raha
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 21, 2016
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Sekela
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 18, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Rukia
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Amina
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Azima
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Jamila
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
May 21, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mwajuma
Guest
May 16, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 15, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
