The smartest insect around is the ๐ Smarty Pants! ๐ฉ๐ค
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 22, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 8, 2017
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on January 5, 2017
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 25, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 23, 2016
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 17, 2016
Whatโs a catโs favorite color? Purr-ple! ๐ฑ๐
Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 14, 2016
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2016
Sometimes I drink waterโjust to surprise my liver. ๐ฅค๐
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Shamim (Guest) on December 7, 2016
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 4, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on November 25, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on November 22, 2016
๐ This one really got me!
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 20, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 16, 2016
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Victor Malima (Guest) on November 13, 2016
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Josephine (Guest) on November 9, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on November 5, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 24, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
George Tenga (Guest) on October 21, 2016
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Mwalimu (Guest) on October 5, 2016
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 5, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
Zulekha (Guest) on September 29, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
Asha (Guest) on September 28, 2016
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 23, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 20, 2016
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 20, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Jaffar (Guest) on September 12, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 10, 2016
๐ Iโm saving this one!
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 3, 2016
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on August 31, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
James Kawawa (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
Farida (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 9, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Rahma (Guest) on August 9, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
Mzee (Guest) on August 3, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Zakaria (Guest) on July 29, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Tambwe (Guest) on July 27, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 29, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Nora Kidata (Guest) on June 23, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on June 21, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Josephine (Guest) on June 6, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Zulekha (Guest) on June 4, 2016
๐ I need to save this one forever!
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on May 20, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Kiza (Guest) on May 18, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 29, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Mwagonda (Guest) on April 24, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Salma (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 19, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 14, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 10, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Jabir (Guest) on April 6, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Maimuna (Guest) on April 5, 2016
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 26, 2016
๐ You totally won the internet today!
Omar (Guest) on March 3, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on February 25, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ