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Ibrahim
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Mar 25, 2017
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 24, 2017
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 12, 2017
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 1, 2017
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Leila
Guest
Feb 11, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jan 27, 2017
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 21, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mohamed
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Habiba
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 16, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nashon
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Maida
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Fadhili
Guest
Jul 30, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 28, 2016
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 18, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 29, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ndoto
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Aziza
Guest
May 21, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 21, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Halima
Guest
May 17, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Bahati
Guest
May 9, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Grace Mushi
Guest
May 7, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 15, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Maulid
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 25, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Mustafa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 20, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
