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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 3, 2017
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Feb 21, 2017
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 18, 2017
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 5, 2017
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 3, 2017
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 1, 2017
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Nahida
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
😂 I’m saving this one!
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James Mduma
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Oct 10, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Azima
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Raha
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 29, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rahma
Guest
Jun 9, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 31, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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John Kamande
Guest
May 27, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Issa
Guest
May 24, 2016
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Athumani
Guest
May 23, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Fikiri
Guest
May 23, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nassor
Guest
May 15, 2016
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Abdillah
Guest
May 8, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Charles Mchome
Guest
May 4, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Sofia
Guest
May 1, 2016
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 19, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 4, 2016
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
