Short Answer: Pencils go to the Pen-cil Islands for vacation! ποΈβοΈ
Explanation: The answer plays on the wordplay between "pen" and "pencil." Instead of going to a typical vacation spot, pencils choose to go to the "Pen-cil Islands" because it sounds like a place specifically for writing utensils. The use of the emoji adds a touch of fun and excitement to the answer.
Salma (Guest) on January 4, 2017
π Iβm still laughing!
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 1, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 30, 2016
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Makame (Guest) on December 7, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on November 19, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ππ¦ΈββοΈ
Faiza (Guest) on November 15, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! π
Yahya (Guest) on November 14, 2016
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iβll go on ahead! π©πββοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
Khamis (Guest) on November 6, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Shabani (Guest) on November 1, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 28, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 21, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 18, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
Mwakisu (Guest) on October 13, 2016
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
Mariam (Guest) on October 7, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. π¦πΈ
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on October 6, 2016
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
Selemani (Guest) on October 4, 2016
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 29, 2016
Iβm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ππ§
Robert Okello (Guest) on September 28, 2016
π This is a keeper!
Issa (Guest) on September 28, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 27, 2016
π Iβm dying over here!
Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 25, 2016
π€£ This joke is too good!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 25, 2016
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
Mwachumu (Guest) on September 1, 2016
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Yusra (Guest) on August 30, 2016
Iβve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? πΈπ
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 17, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
George Wanjala (Guest) on August 16, 2016
π This is gold!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on August 12, 2016
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
Mzee (Guest) on August 9, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2016
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 25, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Kijakazi (Guest) on July 24, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
Jabir (Guest) on July 22, 2016
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 20, 2016
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Rashid (Guest) on July 20, 2016
If at first, you donβt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. π©βπ§π€·ββοΈ
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on July 17, 2016
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π π
John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
John Lissu (Guest) on July 7, 2016
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 3, 2016
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Rehema (Guest) on June 26, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
Shamsa (Guest) on June 22, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 21, 2016
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! π΄ββοΈπ΄
Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesnβt come back? A stick! πͺπΏ
Yusra (Guest) on June 16, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Khatib (Guest) on May 28, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! π
Hashim (Guest) on May 27, 2016
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on May 2, 2016
π This made my day!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Iβm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. π§ π€―
Chris Okello (Guest) on April 17, 2016
π This is too funny!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 16, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 7, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Jabir (Guest) on April 3, 2016
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Khalifa (Guest) on March 29, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Kiza (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π π
Umi (Guest) on March 22, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on March 18, 2016
Money canβt buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. ππΈ
Anna Malela (Guest) on March 17, 2016
π Mood instantly lifted!
Farida (Guest) on March 14, 2016
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Josephine (Guest) on March 11, 2016
This joke deserves an award! π
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 6, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄