Short Answer: Because it had ticks! ๐ถโฐ
Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. ๐คญ๐
Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 3, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Hamida (Guest) on February 12, 2017
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 11, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 1, 2017
Iโm definitely sharing this with my friends! ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on January 20, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on January 11, 2017
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 4, 2017
๐ I needed that laugh!
Kassim (Guest) on January 4, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Bahati (Guest) on December 27, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 23, 2016
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Rahim (Guest) on December 22, 2016
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Salum (Guest) on December 9, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on December 5, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Sekela (Guest) on December 1, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Habiba (Guest) on November 23, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Mgeni (Guest) on November 22, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 22, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 13, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐บ๐
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on November 1, 2016
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Mariam (Guest) on October 25, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on October 21, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
Chiku (Guest) on October 14, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwanais (Guest) on October 9, 2016
๐ Instant mood boost!
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 9, 2016
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Halimah (Guest) on October 1, 2016
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 16, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 11, 2016
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on September 8, 2016
๐ What a joke!
Khatib (Guest) on September 3, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
Mashaka (Guest) on August 31, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
Jamal (Guest) on August 27, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Maulid (Guest) on August 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on August 21, 2016
๐ Sharing right away!
Kazija (Guest) on August 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. ๐ง๐๏ธ
Abubakari (Guest) on August 20, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on August 11, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Furaha (Guest) on August 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 2, 2016
๐ Saving this one!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on July 22, 2016
๐ Bookmarking this!
Salma (Guest) on July 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. ๐ด๐๏ธ
Makame (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Kahina (Guest) on July 8, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 15, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 14, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 2, 2016
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 8, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Henry Mollel (Guest) on April 26, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Peter Mbise (Guest) on April 20, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 1, 2016
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ