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Mar 3, 2017
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Ann Awino
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Mar 1, 2017
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Charles Mboje
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Feb 22, 2017
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Hamida
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Feb 12, 2017
If at first, you donβt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnβt for you. πͺβ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Feb 11, 2017
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Anna Malela
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Feb 11, 2017
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Edward Lowassa
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Feb 1, 2017
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Monica Lissu
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Jan 20, 2017
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jan 11, 2017
π Iβm definitely stealing this one!
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Charles Mchome
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Jan 4, 2017
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I needed that laugh!
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Kassim
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Jan 4, 2017
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. π¦ΈββοΈπ
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Bahati
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Dec 27, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! π°ποΈ
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Mwakisu
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Dec 23, 2016
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Rahim
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Dec 22, 2016
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Iβm still chuckling at this!
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Salum
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Dec 9, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 5, 2016
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Sekela
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Dec 1, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
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Habiba
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Nov 23, 2016
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mgeni
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Nov 22, 2016
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 13, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 7, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ππ΄
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 4, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
π Instant mood boost!
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
π Can't stop laughing!
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
π I canβt stop laughing!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Mariam Hassan
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Sep 11, 2016
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
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Edward Chepkoech
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Sep 8, 2016
π What a joke!
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Khatib
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Sep 3, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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Mashaka
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Aug 31, 2016
π This just made my day!
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Jamal
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Aug 27, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Maulid
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Aug 24, 2016
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Aug 21, 2016
π Sharing right away!
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Kazija
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Aug 20, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Abubakari
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Aug 20, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
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Mwajuma
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Aug 11, 2016
Whatβs a ghostβs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! π»π₯§
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Furaha
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Aug 4, 2016
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Anna Kibwana
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Aug 2, 2016
π Saving this one!
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Bernard Oduor
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Jul 31, 2016
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Peter Otieno
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Jul 30, 2016
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Grace Wairimu
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Jul 22, 2016
π Bookmarking this!
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Salma
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Jul 17, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
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Makame
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
Love this! Keep them coming! π
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Kahina
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Jul 8, 2016
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. π³οΈπ¦
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Henry Sokoine
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Jun 15, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jun 14, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Nancy Akumu
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Jun 6, 2016
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! π¦π₯
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Diana Mallya
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Jun 2, 2016
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jun 2, 2016
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 8, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
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Habiba
Guest
May 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youβre too young to smoke! π π
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Apr 20, 2016
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 1, 2016
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
