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Dorothy Majaliwa
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May 28, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Kijakazi
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May 20, 2017
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 4, 2017
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 30, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 29, 2017
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Azima
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mjaka
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 8, 2017
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 15, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwagonda
Guest
Feb 2, 2017
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 26, 2017
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Issack
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Salima
Guest
Dec 14, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 10, 2016
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 4, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Abdullah
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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David Musyoka
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Salma
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 22, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Asha
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 9, 2016
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Sep 6, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Sep 2, 2016
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 24, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 27, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jul 23, 2016
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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John Malisa
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Abubakar
Guest
May 27, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Amina
Guest
May 6, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 5, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 30, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Asha
Guest
Apr 17, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 19, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
