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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 7, 2017
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Mjaka
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Nov 25, 2016
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Azima
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mchawi
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Issack
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 18, 2016
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 24, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 23, 2016
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 17, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Issack
Guest
Sep 14, 2016
😂 I’m dying!
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 13, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Sep 3, 2016
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 31, 2016
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 21, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jul 17, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 20, 2016
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Arifa
Guest
May 24, 2016
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Nchi
Guest
May 16, 2016
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Amir
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Ibrahim
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Warda
Guest
Mar 6, 2016
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Faiza
Guest
Feb 6, 2016
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rehema
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
