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Frank Sokoine
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Mar 14, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. ๐ชโ
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 4, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 1, 2016
What do you call a snowmanโs dog? A slush puppy! โ๐
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Muslima
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Feb 27, 2016
Sarcasm is my love language. ๐ฌ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 26, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Josephine Nduta
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Feb 21, 2016
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
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Zawadi
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Samuel Were
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Jan 24, 2016
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Issa
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 3, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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John Kamande
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Dec 1, 2015
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโt tried chocolate. ๐ซ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
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Leila
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
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Rubea
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ๐๐
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
๐ Saving this one!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 9, 2015
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 7, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
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Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Ndoto
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
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Abubakar
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts! ๐ฆด๐
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐
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Chum
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
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Iโm still cracking up!
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐พ
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 28, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Joyce Nkya
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May 20, 2015
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
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Zulekha
Guest
May 15, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
May 15, 2015
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 11, 2015
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐๐
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 5, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 16, 2015
I donโt trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐๐คฃ
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Rahma
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Apr 15, 2015
๐ I need to save this one forever!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Raha
Guest
Apr 4, 2015
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐
