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Anthony Kariuki
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Jan 13, 2016
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 2, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 25, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 2, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Salum
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 18, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Asha
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Thanks Ackyshine
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Faiza
Guest
Oct 10, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 27, 2015
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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George Ndungu
Guest
Sep 2, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Mustafa
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 4, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Hassan
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Maida
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 15, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 12, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Halima
Guest
Jul 11, 2015
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jul 3, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Rubea
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 13, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Hashim
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Salima
Guest
May 22, 2015
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2015
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
May 21, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Ahmed
Guest
May 17, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Hashim
Guest
May 15, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Majid
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 13, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
