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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Amani
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 7, 2015
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Nov 4, 2015
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Kazija
Guest
Nov 1, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 24, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Halima
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Yusra
Guest
Oct 3, 2015
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Zakaria
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 5, 2015
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 2, 2015
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 1, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2015
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 23, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 20, 2015
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jul 6, 2015
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jun 29, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Bakari
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Maida
Guest
Jun 24, 2015
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 20, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Juma
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Issack
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 31, 2015
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
May 14, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 13, 2015
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 2, 2015
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Apr 27, 2015
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😅 I needed that!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Rubea
Guest
Mar 12, 2015
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
