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James Kawawa
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Chum
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Neema
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Leila
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Issa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Khatib
Guest
May 31, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Jabir
Guest
May 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Jamal
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 3, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Yusuf
Guest
May 3, 2015
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Salum
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
