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Bakari
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Apr 5, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Apr 2, 2016
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Neema
Guest
Mar 12, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Feb 29, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 24, 2016
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jan 7, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Juma
Guest
Dec 30, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Rashid
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Dec 20, 2015
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Binti
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 29, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 27, 2015
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
😄 Perfect joke!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 29, 2015
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rubea
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Omari
Guest
Aug 27, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 30, 2015
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Farida
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 30, 2015
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 25, 2015
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Jaffar
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
😂 This is a keeper!
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Makame
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Amani
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 3, 2015
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 27, 2015
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 22, 2015
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nassor
Guest
May 21, 2015
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
May 9, 2015
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Zakaria
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 3, 2015
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Mwakisu
Guest
Mar 31, 2015
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 24, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 20, 2015
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
