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1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

What did the hamburger name her daughter?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Name her Patty! 🍔

Explanation: The hamburger named her daughter Patty, because Patty is a common term used to refer to the beef patty that goes inside a hamburger. It's a play on words that brings a smile to your face, imagining a hamburger giving birth to a little patty. 🍔😄

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👥 Muslima Guest Apr 3, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

👥 Mary Njeri Guest Mar 10, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

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I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

👥 Warda Guest Mar 6, 2015

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

👥 Ruth Wanjiku Guest Mar 3, 2015

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

👥 Juma Guest Feb 6, 2015

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

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I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

👥 Kahina Guest Feb 4, 2015

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

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I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

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Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

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I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

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