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Why did everyone want the music teacher to be on their baseball team?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com

Short Answer: Because she had perfect pitch and could always hit a high note!

Explanation: 🎵 The reason everyone wanted the music teacher on their baseball team is because she had "perfect pitch," which means she could accurately identify and reproduce musical notes. By using a play on words, we imagine that she could also hit a "high note" when swinging the bat, leading to some impressive home runs! 🎶💥 This humorous twist combines music and sports, bringing a cheerful and creative vibe to the question.

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👥 Hamida Guest Apr 3, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

👥 Lucy Wangui Guest Mar 29, 2015

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

👥 Maneno Guest Mar 27, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

👥 Peter Tibaijuka Guest Mar 24, 2015

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

👥 Thomas Mwakalindile Guest Mar 23, 2015

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

👥 Lydia Wanyama Guest Mar 16, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

👥 Lucy Mahiga Guest Mar 11, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

👥 Alex Nyamweya Guest Feb 5, 2015

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

👥 Jabir Guest Jan 22, 2015

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

👥 John Kamande Guest Jan 13, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

👥 Abdullah Guest Jan 7, 2015

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

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