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Emily Chepngeno
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Jul 12, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Leila
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Jun 19, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Omari
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Daudi
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Ruth Mtangi
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May 29, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Safiya
Guest
May 29, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Khamis
Guest
May 24, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Margaret Mahiga
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May 22, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Rukia
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Leila
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Zawadi
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Nahida
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Shani
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Maneno
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Leila
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Amina
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ibrahim
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Makame
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Peter Tibaijuka
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Aug 17, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Omar
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Saidi
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
