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Omar
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Jul 20, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Maida
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Latifa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Azima
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Husna
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Rahim
Guest
May 29, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Robert Okello
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May 26, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Grace Minja
Guest
May 18, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 9, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sarafina
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jan 25, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Amir
Guest
Dec 29, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Makame
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Farida
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Salum
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 8, 2022
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Omari
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
