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Khamis
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Jun 10, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Latifa
Guest
May 31, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 13, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
May 8, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 4, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Sharifa
Guest
May 2, 2023
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Yahya
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Omar
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarafina
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Azima
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Omar
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwagonda
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Chum
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Ramadhan
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
😄 You got me good!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 25, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Salima
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Arifa
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Raha
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
