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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 23, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Juma
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Sep 22, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Francis Mrope
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Sep 7, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Kazija
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Sep 7, 2023
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Edith Cherotich
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Aug 25, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Andrew Mchome
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Aug 12, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Aug 7, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Yusuf
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Jul 30, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Raphael Okoth
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Jul 8, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Athumani
Guest
May 30, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Husna
Guest
May 23, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Mohamed
Guest
May 16, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 9, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 7, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 2, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 1, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Michael Onyango
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Apr 29, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Chum
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Mwagonda
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Apr 19, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Maneno
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Salima
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Ndoto
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Christopher Oloo
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Nov 16, 2022
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Abubakar
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
