Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง๐
Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐๐
John Kamande (Guest) on November 28, 2023
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 18, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Issa (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 4, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on October 4, 2023
๐ Gotta save this!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on September 27, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
Khalifa (Guest) on September 21, 2023
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on September 18, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
Shamim (Guest) on September 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on September 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! ๐ฆ๐ด
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on September 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on September 7, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Nashon (Guest) on August 21, 2023
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Chum (Guest) on August 16, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Mchuma (Guest) on August 15, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Maida (Guest) on August 9, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ๐๐
James Kimani (Guest) on August 7, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Mjaka (Guest) on August 2, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Mzee (Guest) on July 7, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 6, 2023
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 6, 2023
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Mhina (Guest) on July 2, 2023
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Mashaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Iโm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ๐๐
Anna Sumari (Guest) on June 23, 2023
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
Mwanaidha (Guest) on June 21, 2023
๐ I had to share this with everyone!
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 25, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 22, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโre pointless! ๐บโช
Maneno (Guest) on May 15, 2023
๐ You got me good!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 15, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 3, 2023
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 2, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Samuel Were (Guest) on April 30, 2023
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on April 27, 2023
I donโt suffer from insanityโI enjoy every minute of it. ๐คชโณ
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 22, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 20, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on April 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
Kassim (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on April 2, 2023
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐ช๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 25, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 11, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 25, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐ฆ๐ธ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2023
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on February 18, 2023
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 15, 2023
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 7, 2023
I'm not lazy; Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
Sharifa (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
Josephine (Guest) on February 6, 2023
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 29, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! ๐ชฐ๐ถโโ๏ธ
Ahmed (Guest) on January 23, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
David Chacha (Guest) on January 21, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
Farida (Guest) on December 27, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 11, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Asha (Guest) on December 9, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 5, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช