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John Kamande
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Issa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Hashim
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 7, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Nashon
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Chum
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Maida
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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James Kimani
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mhina
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
May 25, 2023
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 22, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Maneno
Guest
May 15, 2023
😄 You got me good!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 15, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 3, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 2, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Kassim
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Josephine
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Farida
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
