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Joyce Mussa
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Nov 3, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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David Nyerere
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Ahmed
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Mustafa
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Raha
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Salma
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Salma
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 28, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 17, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Fadhila
Guest
May 15, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
May 4, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Omar
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Samuel Were
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Yusuf
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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George Mallya
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Amina
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Sep 18, 2022
😁 This made my day!
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
