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Khatib
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Nov 3, 2023
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Kijakazi
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Mwachumu
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Shukuru
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Zawadi
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Furaha
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Mustafa
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 24, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Fikiri
Guest
May 17, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 11, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Francis Mrope
Guest
May 3, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Jamila
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Amir
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Ramadhan
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Omar
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
😁 This just made my day!
