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Hassan
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Oct 16, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Irene Makena
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Omari
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Makame
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Bahati
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Leila
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
May 31, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Mwajabu
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
May 13, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Rashid
Guest
May 9, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
May 1, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mariam
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Halima
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Jamal
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Baridi
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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George Mallya
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Husna
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Wande
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Husna
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Rukia
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Wande
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Husna
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
