Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Jafari
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Jul 16, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jul 14, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Rose Kiwanga
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Jul 7, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Anna Sumari
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Jul 1, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Furaha
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Jun 28, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Hellen Nduta
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Jun 24, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mjaka
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Jun 19, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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May 24, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Tabu
Guest
May 17, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Nasra
Guest
May 16, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joyce Aoko
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May 14, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 10, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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May 9, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Zuhura
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May 4, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Salma
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Apr 23, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mchawi
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Apr 11, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Ahmed
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Mar 27, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Binti
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Mahiga
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Mar 24, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Mar 12, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Victor Malima
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Frank Sokoine
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Feb 16, 2023
😁 This just made my day!
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David Kawawa
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Jan 30, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwachumu
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Jan 30, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Bakari
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Jan 22, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Margaret Anyango
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Jan 18, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Bakari
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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John Mwangi
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Dec 28, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Andrew Mchome
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Dec 8, 2022
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 7, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Amina
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Nov 29, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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James Mduma
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Nov 18, 2022
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Sarah Mbise
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Nov 6, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Daniel Obura
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Oct 11, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Samuel Were
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Patrick Mutua
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Oct 7, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Kabura
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Oct 4, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanahawa
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Oct 4, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 3, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Nyota
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Sep 30, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Khalifa
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Sep 15, 2022
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Maimuna
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Sep 5, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Sep 3, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Rubea
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Aug 30, 2022
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
