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Which bus crossed the ocean?

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Author/Editor: Melkisedeck Leon Shine, 2015-2017: AckySHINE.com
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Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? 🌊🚌 A: The hippopota-"bus"! πŸ¦›πŸšŒ

Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the 🌊 emoji represents the ocean, while the πŸ¦› emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.

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