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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 27, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mzee
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Athumani
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
😁 This made my day!
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Yahya
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Selemani
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Majid
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 30, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Binti
Guest
May 22, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 20, 2023
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Jamal
Guest
May 17, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Selemani
Guest
May 14, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 14, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 13, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 10, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Kassim
Guest
May 9, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Omari
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Latifa
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Athumani
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Bahati
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 17, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Salma
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Abubakari
Guest
Oct 16, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
