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Nancy Komba
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Sep 16, 2023
π Totally hilarious!
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Azima
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Sep 7, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬
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Betty Akinyi
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Sep 4, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Fadhila
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Aug 25, 2023
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Ndoto
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Aug 22, 2023
I donβt suffer from insanityβI enjoy every minute of it. π€ͺβ³
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Fadhila
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Aug 17, 2023
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Sultan
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Jul 26, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
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Esther Nyambura
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Jul 23, 2023
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Tabu
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Jul 21, 2023
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Victor Malima
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Jul 20, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Mwanais
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Jul 12, 2023
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Halima
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Jun 26, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Sarah Achieng
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Jun 16, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Stephen Mushi
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Jun 2, 2023
π Gotta save this!
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Michael Onyango
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Jun 1, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
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Zainab
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May 27, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Rose Amukowa
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May 21, 2023
Iβm not clumsy. Itβs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πποΈ
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Nancy Komba
Guest
May 21, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
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John Mushi
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May 17, 2023
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Mary Njeri
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May 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Janet Mbithe
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May 12, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Martin Otieno
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May 10, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πͺπ₯
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Daniel Obura
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May 1, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Abubakar
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Apr 24, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Shukuru
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Apr 23, 2023
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
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Aziza
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Apr 14, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iβm talking on it. π±π€¦ββοΈ
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Mwanaisha
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Apr 9, 2023
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Diana Mumbua
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Mar 30, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ππ
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David Sokoine
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Mar 11, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
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Rehema
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Mar 10, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! πΆπ΅
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Majid
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Mar 7, 2023
π I need to save this one forever!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Robert Okello
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Feb 28, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Francis Njeru
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Feb 27, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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George Mallya
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Feb 26, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? Youβre pointless! πΊβͺ
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Ann Wambui
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Feb 20, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why donβt scientists trust stairs? Theyβre always leading you up to something! π§ͺπͺ
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Raha
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I smile because I donβt know whatβs going on. ππ€·ββοΈ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iβm doing. πββοΈπ΄
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
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Wilson Ombati
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Dec 24, 2022
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Dec 22, 2022
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Victor Kimario
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Dec 20, 2022
π Added to my favorites!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youβre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ππ΅
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Khalifa
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Dec 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
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Baraka
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Dec 1, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Mtumwa
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Nov 30, 2022
Iβd rather be someoneβs shot of whiskey than everyoneβs cup of tea. π₯β
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Anna Mchome
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Nov 18, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Simon Kiprono
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Nov 15, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Hassan
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
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Sumaya
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Henry Mollel
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Oct 31, 2022
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ππ€£
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Lucy Mushi
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Oct 28, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ