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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Azima
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Shani
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 31, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mchawi
Guest
May 8, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 6, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Salma
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Masika
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Amina
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
