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Robert Okello
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Sep 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
Iβm on a 24-hour coffee break. ββ³
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! ππ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Rehema
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Fikiri
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
Why donβt skeletons go to scary movies? They donβt have the guts! ππ¬
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Mjaka
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Whatβs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! π°π€
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Azima
Guest
Jul 22, 2023
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. π©β
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Shani
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! π§ββοΈπΎ
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 31, 2023
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Mchawi
Guest
May 8, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 6, 2023
Thanks Ackyshine
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Saidi
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! π»π¬
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
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Salma
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iβm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πΊπ
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Masika
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! π¦π΄
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James Mduma
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just early for tomorrow. β°π
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Chiku
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
π Instant mood boost!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Fadhila
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why donβt we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! π½π
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ€
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
Iβm still laughing, that was too good! π€£
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. π§ββοΈπ
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
π Too good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why donβt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! π¦π€‘
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Amina
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ