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Rose Mwinuka
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Oct 8, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Ramadhan
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Sep 21, 2023
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Mazrui
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Sep 19, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Stephen Mushi
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Sep 7, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Yusra
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rashid
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Salma
Guest
May 18, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mazrui
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Latifa
Guest
May 15, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Abubakari
Guest
May 13, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Ndoto
Guest
May 8, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
May 7, 2023
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Khadija
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jaffar
Guest
May 1, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Salima
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 29, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 27, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jamila
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 5, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Issack
Guest
Feb 14, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Shabani
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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David Musyoka
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
