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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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John Malisa
Guest
Jul 14, 2023
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Shabani
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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David Chacha
Guest
May 31, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 23, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 3, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 3, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Rashid
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Wande
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Omar
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Latifa
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Nov 20, 2022
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Wande
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
