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Mchawi
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Jul 14, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Mariam
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Jul 14, 2022
๐ This is a keeper!
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Lydia Mahiga
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Jul 13, 2022
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Betty Kimaro
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Jul 7, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itโs like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐๐ฌ
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Issa
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Jun 29, 2022
I donโt care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐๐คค
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Monica Adhiambo
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Jun 15, 2022
Iโve had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Daudi
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Jun 9, 2022
๐ This is pure brilliance!
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Omari
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Jun 7, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
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Esther Cheruiyot
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May 19, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
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Elizabeth Mtei
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May 18, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Maida
Guest
May 14, 2022
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that Iโm talking to myself non-stop. ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ญ
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Omari
Guest
May 13, 2022
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Mustafa
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May 5, 2022
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Masika
Guest
May 3, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Bakari
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! ๐ธ๐ป
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Apr 11, 2022
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
๐ You got me good!
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Dorothy Nkya
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Mar 15, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Miriam Mchome
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Mar 11, 2022
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Alice Mwikali
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Mar 4, 2022
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Safiya
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 21, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐ฑโฐ๏ธ
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Joy Wacera
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Feb 3, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
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Khamis
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jan 25, 2022
๐ That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaidi
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Jan 24, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2022
๐คฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Michael Onyango
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Jan 12, 2022
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Dec 27, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
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Mohamed
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Dec 25, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Paul Kamau
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Dec 22, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Nasra
Guest
Dec 19, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Daniel Obura
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Dec 13, 2021
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 23, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 7, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
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Faiza
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Oct 27, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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David Kawawa
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Oct 10, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Samson Mahiga
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Oct 7, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค๐ฌ
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Elizabeth Malima
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Oct 3, 2021
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 1, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Kassim
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Sep 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 26, 2021
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 17, 2021
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Raha
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Sep 17, 2021
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Hassan
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Sep 14, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 23, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Mashaka
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ