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Jul 14, 2022
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Jul 13, 2022
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Jul 7, 2022
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Jun 29, 2022
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Jun 15, 2022
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Jun 9, 2022
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Jun 7, 2022
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Jun 3, 2022
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May 19, 2022
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May 18, 2022
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Maida
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May 14, 2022
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May 13, 2022
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May 5, 2022
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May 3, 2022
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James Kawawa
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Apr 30, 2022
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Bakari
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Apr 15, 2022
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Kheri
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Apr 12, 2022
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Apr 11, 2022
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Mar 26, 2022
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Mar 23, 2022
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Mar 23, 2022
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Mar 20, 2022
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Mar 15, 2022
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Mar 11, 2022
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Mar 4, 2022
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Mar 4, 2022
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Feb 27, 2022
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Feb 22, 2022
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Feb 21, 2022
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Feb 3, 2022
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Feb 2, 2022
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Jan 25, 2022
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Jan 24, 2022
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Jan 23, 2022
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Jan 12, 2022
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Dec 27, 2021
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Mohamed
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Dec 25, 2021
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Paul Kamau
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Dec 22, 2021
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Nasra
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Dec 19, 2021
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Dec 13, 2021
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Rehema
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Nov 23, 2021
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Mwanaidha
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Nov 16, 2021
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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 7, 2021
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Grace Majaliwa
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Oct 30, 2021
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Saidi
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Oct 29, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! π§Έπ°
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Faiza
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Oct 27, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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David Kawawa
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Oct 10, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Samson Mahiga
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Oct 7, 2021
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Elizabeth Malima
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Oct 3, 2021
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Benjamin Masanja
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Oct 1, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Kassim
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Sep 28, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
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Janet Mbithe
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Sep 26, 2021
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Robert Ndunguru
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Sep 17, 2021
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Raha
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Sep 17, 2021
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Hassan
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Sep 14, 2021
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Victor Mwalimu
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Sep 9, 2021
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Victor Kimario
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Aug 28, 2021
Iβve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ππ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 23, 2021
My brain has too many tabs open. π»π§
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Mashaka
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Aug 18, 2021
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