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James Kimani
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Dec 1, 2022
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James Kimani
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Nov 24, 2022
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Khamis
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Nov 14, 2022
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Salima
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Nov 13, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ππ¬
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George Ndungu
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Nov 10, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
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Samson Mahiga
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Nov 4, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
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John Lissu
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Oct 30, 2022
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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Christopher Oloo
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Oct 18, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
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George Ndungu
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Oct 15, 2022
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Lucy Mahiga
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Oct 14, 2022
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
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Victor Malima
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Oct 7, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Rabia
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Sep 25, 2022
π Canβt wait to share this!
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Jafari
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itβs not flying! βοΈπ±
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Sep 9, 2022
This joke just made my dayβhilarious! π€£
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Betty Kimaro
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Sep 4, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ππ―
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Bernard Oduor
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Aug 30, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Kazija
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Aug 15, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! π¦π©
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Lucy Mahiga
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Aug 6, 2022
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 5, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
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Nyota
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Aug 3, 2022
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
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Mwanaidi
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Jul 30, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
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Victor Kamau
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Jul 26, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπ
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Linda Karimi
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Jul 25, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. π°π
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Jul 23, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Mariam Hassan
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Jul 20, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
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Mgeni
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Jul 19, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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David Chacha
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Jul 14, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Selemani
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Jul 10, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
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Faith Kariuki
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Jul 5, 2022
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereβs no app to keep track of them. π±π
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jun 28, 2022
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Edith Cherotich
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Jun 25, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not so sure. π€·ββοΈπ
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James Malima
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Jun 16, 2022
π Too good!
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Chum
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Jun 8, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! π
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Mwinyi
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Jun 4, 2022
π That punchline was epic!
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Ali
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Jun 4, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Diana Mallya
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May 27, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
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Zuhura
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May 22, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Mchuma
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May 13, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πΈποΈ
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Robert Ndunguru
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May 7, 2022
Why donβt eggs tell jokes? Theyβd crack each other up! π₯π€£
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Furaha
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Apr 23, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! β½π§
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Nashon
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Apr 15, 2022
Iβve got to save this one, too funny! π
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Samson Mahiga
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Apr 14, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ππΌ
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Athumani
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Apr 3, 2022
π You got me!
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John Kamande
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Apr 1, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Sofia
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Mar 20, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Kazija
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Mar 17, 2022
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
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Ibrahim
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Mar 14, 2022
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. ππ¬
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Amani
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Feb 24, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Ali
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Feb 6, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Brian Karanja
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Jan 30, 2022
I hate when Iβm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. π€πΆ
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David Kawawa
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Jan 24, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
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Alex Nakitare
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Jan 18, 2022
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
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Lucy Kimotho
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Jan 14, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ππ°
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jan 6, 2022
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Zawadi
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Jan 3, 2022
π€£ This one got me good!
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Richard Mulwa
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Dec 20, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Sofia
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Dec 17, 2021
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Abdullah
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Dec 14, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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