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Mwakisu
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Oct 19, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 11, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mchuma
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Nassar
Guest
Sep 22, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Sep 21, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Abdullah
Guest
Aug 28, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rehema
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 10, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Zainab
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Muslima
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mwajabu
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 3, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Ramadhan
Guest
May 28, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Paul Kamau
Guest
May 26, 2022
😂 This is too funny!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 18, 2022
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mashaka
Guest
May 14, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Salima
Guest
May 13, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
😆 That punchline!
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Tabu
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Wande
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 28, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Aziza
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Salum
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 18, 2022
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 10, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
