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Rashid
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Oct 19, 2022
π I canβt even breathe, so funny!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Oct 13, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! π²π»
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Mwafirika
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Oct 8, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
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Nancy Kawawa
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Oct 2, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
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Irene Makena
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Sep 29, 2022
Why donβt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! βοΈπ€
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Victor Kamau
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Sep 27, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. π‘π§Ό
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Sep 24, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ππ
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Stephen Amollo
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Sep 21, 2022
Why donβt koalas count as bears? They donβt have the koalifications! π¨π
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Ndoto
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Sep 21, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Nasra
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Sep 19, 2022
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Josephine Nduta
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Sep 19, 2022
Iβm not overweight. Iβm just under-tall. ποΈββοΈπ€
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Fatuma
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Sep 14, 2022
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
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Joy Wacera
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Sep 8, 2022
π Iβm literally in stitches right now!
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Diana Mallya
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Sep 6, 2022
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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Amani
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Aug 29, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
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Yusuf
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Aug 27, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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Raphael Okoth
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Aug 27, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
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Mwanaidi
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Aug 18, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
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David Chacha
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Aug 15, 2022
Why canβt you trust stairs? Because theyβre always up to something! ππ€
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Selemani
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Aug 11, 2022
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Kenneth Murithi
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Aug 8, 2022
π€£ Sending this now!
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Omari
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Jul 28, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. ππ
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Salima
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
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Zakia
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Jul 20, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
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Rahma
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Jul 20, 2022
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Andrew Mahiga
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Jul 11, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. π¦π΄
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Yahya
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Jul 10, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Nchi
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Jul 5, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
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Mchawi
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Jul 2, 2022
Iβm not weird; Iβm limited edition. ππ¦
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Kheri
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Jul 2, 2022
I donβt make mistakes. I date them. ππ
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Kenneth Murithi
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Jun 17, 2022
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
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Paul Ndomba
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Jun 14, 2022
Whatβs a pigβs favorite karate move? The pork chop! π·π₯
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Maneno
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Jun 13, 2022
Whatβs a witchβs favorite subject in school? Spelling! π§ββοΈπ
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Anthony Kariuki
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May 24, 2022
Running late is my cardio. ππββοΈ
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 22, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
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Azima
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May 12, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! π€§π
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Raphael Okoth
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May 6, 2022
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Baraka
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May 3, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Apr 30, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Nancy Akumu
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Apr 26, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πβ€οΈ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Apr 18, 2022
Iβm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itβs impossible to put down! ππ
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Frank Macha
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Apr 5, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! π¦π
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Ann Wambui
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Mar 31, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
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Lucy Mahiga
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Mar 22, 2022
π Iβm bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
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Mar 5, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
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Dorothy Nkya
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Feb 23, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Feb 21, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? πΊπ
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ποΈπ§
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! π
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Feb 14, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ππ΄
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Abdillah
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Shamsa
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Feb 11, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 11, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. ππ·
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Kassim
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Feb 7, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! π΅βοΈ
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Andrew Mchome
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Feb 3, 2022
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Margaret Anyango
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Feb 2, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Mustafa
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Feb 2, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ππ
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Agnes Sumaye
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Jan 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. π«πββοΈ
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ